Come with your dangling participle!
Arrive with your gyrating gerund!
Please recollectThe Grammatical End Times are near!
Make haste with hyperbole and hyphen:
Onomatopoeia and peons alike -'Tis the age of oxy morons and wastrelsWho drink, eat, and do not treasure verse.
Come all avenging protagonists!With pen now mightier than sword.
Split infinitives and cleave dark derivativesRelease all bottled iambic pentameter!
Second comings are for dilettantes and dreamersArrive once and you'll conquer my heart!