Art Nite Gets Edgy

It's Kirk and he can't be stopped. We tried.

Glue Gun Gone Wild

He did it! Frightening!!!

Is Spam Poetry Real Poetry?

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Kirk Davis-who has been know to insert spam into his own poetry -sends this item received from one Hank Whitley

Kirkman From Oslo: What's He Smokin' I Want Some

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A1KA0X8CQ6WAE8/ref=cm_pdp_reviews_see_all/103-0693829-6922257

El Kirkista rides again on the scamazons!!

Rippling Unicorn leg muscles?

This site must be bookmarked or even put as a shortcut on your desktop.

And oh God, look! Move over Newman's Own. Here's Kirks Chinese marinade!

Please laugh yourself to death

If Kirk's Scamazon Reviews haven't already done it for you, there's another opportunity to die laughing. BoRev is back from vacation in (you guessed it) Venezuela and he's funnier than ever. Visit him at http://www.borev.net/. Now Voyager, before your sour face turns to stone.

Kirk..He Just Can't Stop

Death Jr. Mask
Offered by BuyCostumes
Price: $44.99
Availability: In Stock


Sometimes smaller is just as good, January 28, 2008 If somebody's going to be responsible for dragging an elephant back down to the underworld, then Death Jr. may not be the right guy for the job. But how often does that happen? Most times, it's just little stuff--hamsters and sometimes a baby or something--in which case Death Junior performs more than sufficiently.
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Okay, I'm Dying Now. It's More Kirk(us) Reviews on Amazon.com

Be sure to read comment from unfortunate reader who doesn't realize who Kirk is. See 'em all at
http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A1KA0X8CQ6WAE8/ref=cm_cr_auth/104-3290579-8426321?ie=UTF8&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview
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Love in the Time of Cholera (Oprah's Book Club)
by Gabriel Garcia MarquezEdition: Paperback
Price: $8.97
Availability: In Stock
67 used & new from $7.24


Orpha's best! (so far), December 29, 2007 You always know when your reading an Orpha Wenfrey book that you are going to get some of the highest quality books money can by. Love in the Time of the Colera became a classic even before she wrote it and its easy to see why because it is beautiful. Most books about love are more kind of about romance and being more "in love" than being about your whole life, this book is about your whole life, and loving it. I mean Orphap Wenfrey's life. Kind of slow in the beginning, though.
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And if this isn't enough, Kirk has a website

Kirk's Pumpkin Carving Marathon. OOOH-WEEEE!

It was everything you ever wanted in a pumpkin carving marathon. First of all...there was actual pumpkin carving. Go figure. Here are some examples.
Above right you see Santiago's excellent Bat Pumpkin. Below left you see Geoff and Fionna's Pumpkins. What happened to Geoff's pumpkin (right)?



And there was food. What a spread! And then there were hours and hours of fun as Geoff and I tried to take a picture of Kirk's fish, Larry. We have simply dozens of photos of Larry streaking by in his bowl. Here's one of the better ones.




See the utterly striped Larry trying to streak by without being captured. Close up below. Jig's up, Larry.

Kirk Davis's Amazon Reviews

I died laughing. According to Kirk, all this was done during a year of unemployment. See 'em all at the link below.

Reviews on Amazon by Kirk Davis

Here's just one example:

Mauviel Copper 8-Inch Egg White Bowl with Ring
Price: $54.00
Availability: In Stock
4 used & new from $54.00






1 of 11 people found the following review helpful: (I really, really want to know who found this review helpful-Jeanne)

At first I was very frustrated by the fact that this bowl had a perfectly round bottom and wouldn't sit on my countertop. Then: I got an idea. "Buy a second bowl!" I thought. Now I just put ingredients in one of the bowls and duct tape the other bowl so that the two combine to make a complete sphere. Then my kids and I kick the "ball" around in the back yard until we feel like getting back to the kitchen. By then, egg-whites will be beaten, ingredients blended, etc. etc. And by the time my boys reach college, they'll be certain to get scholarships for their soccer prowess. Oh, who am I kidding. Jacob can't kick his way out of a paper bag. Still, good times.