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I don't want to get enraged at the messenger, and I do commend your investigative reporting, but I am frankly emotionally overwhelmed by this particular spectacle. In fact you may as well call yourself Jeanne Brown, because I think you've uncovered something far greater than the gypsy trampings of these unfortunate Holy people. I refer to the most recent discovery on papyrus of the lost Book of Mary, which is a strange recounting of the encoded messages in her eyebrows. Scholars are claiming that like Nostradamus she forsaw mankind's folly including all the World and Civil Wars and the rise of American Idol.
No wonder this rag tag group has to keep moving. So much is at stake. Please be careful in your further reportings. You'll notice their enemies have already strung up the bicycle. What a world indeed!

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